က်ေနာ့္ secretary ကိုျဖဳတ္ရတဲ့အေၾကာင္းအရင္း

သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ ပို႔လိုက္တဲ့ အီးေမးလ္ထဲကရတဲ့ အဂၤလိပ္ဟာသေလးပါ.. ဖတ္ျပီးရီရလြန္းလို႔ ေဝမွ်လိုက္ပါတယ္..
အစကေတာ့ ျမန္မာဘာသာျပန္ေပးမလို႔ပါပဲ.. ဒါေပမဲ့ အဂၤလိပ္လိုဖတ္ရတာ ပိုအဆင္ေျပျပီး ပိုရီရတယ္ထင္လို႔ ဒီအတိုင္းပဲမွ်ေဝလိုက္ပါတယ္...
တစ္ခ်က္ျပံဳးရင္ တစ္ရက္အသက္ရွည္ပါတယ္တဲ့ ေဂ်ာက္ဂ်က္ကာတြန္းမွာၾကားဖူးတာပါ..
ဒီပိုစ့္ေလးဖတ္ျပီး အသက္ရွည္နိုင္ၾကပါေစ...

ေခါင္းစဥ္ေလးကေတာ့ .. က်ေနာ့္ စက္ကထရီမေလးကို အလုပ္ျဖဳတ္ရတဲ့ အေၾကာင္းရင္း တဲ့....

Last week was my Birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say…

Happy Birthday!
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out, she barely even said good morning,
Let alone, 'Happy Birthday'

I thought....
Well, that's marriage, but the kids… they will remember.

My kids came bouncing downstairs for breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

'Good Morning Boss,
by the way “Happy Birthday!'

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You
know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday…
What do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
go!'

We went to lunch but we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose at a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know, it’s such a beautiful day. We don't need to go
straight back to the office, Do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'

She said,
'Let's drop by my apartment; it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
'Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a
moment, I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied her.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
carrying a huge Birthday cake ...
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers…all
singing a birthday song.
And I just sat there...

On the couch...
Naked.